((NOTE: This RP Blog is on hiatus for a while. But I still post FMA stuff anyway, so stick around for it!))
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Hey, I'm Martel, but some call me Marta. I'm a snake chimera which means I have some pretty neat abilities. My loyalty is to Greed for saving my comrades and I from Lab 5. And now I just spend my time following Greed and apparently dicking around on Tumblr.
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((This blog is mainly based in the original anime, but I'll gladly play either way.))
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((In real life I'm 20, I live in New Hampshire, and I dropped out halfway through my junior year of college. I have been hooked on FMA since I was 13. I mainly cosplay Martel, and Domo-kun but I do or have cosplayed few other FMA characters. I sometimes draw but usually lack ideas. You should encourage me to draw stuff. I love making friends, and love to chat via IM if you're interested.))
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Gmail/Gchat: doodlebug001@gmail.com
AIM: live4him4eva915
Skype: doodlebug001

18th July 2014

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12th July 2014

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Autocorrect makes me sound soberer than I am.

6th July 2014

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Tumblr: Social media choice for the over-reactors.

5th July 2014

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An international student ran into our office wearing oven mitts, panicking about a “pig with swords” in his apartment.

An international student ran into our office wearing oven mitts, panicking about a “pig with swords” in his apartment.

2nd July 2014

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fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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30th June 2014

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cheeseandhookers:

these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

*Slow Clap*


But they send boys home for dressing inappropriately/showing skin too, it’s just that they don’t do it as often. They certainly get sent home for being distractions/disturbances too though.

cheeseandhookers:

these-lumping-lumps:

Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.

*Slow Clap*

But they send boys home for dressing inappropriately/showing skin too, it’s just that they don’t do it as often. They certainly get sent home for being distractions/disturbances too though.

Source: these-lumping-lumps

30th June 2014

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My friend drank too much

  • Bec's status 3 hours ago: we got q new cat for xmas. its so sweet. ive been petting it for 30mins and it just sits there. other cats dont seem to even notice it.
  • Bec's status now: strike that, did NOT get a new cat... it was a foot stool...

Tagged: i will never get over this

24th June 2014

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Danny has three modes: Sexy, adorable, and goofily badass.

Danny has three modes: Sexy, adorable, and goofily badass.

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23rd June 2014

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stripping-with-freckled-jesus:

I’m like a casual Jean Kirschtein

Tagged: dat feel when heyyyoooOOHHYOUREUNDERAGEBYE

22nd June 2014

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interests include:
sleeping


yeah that’s about it

22nd June 2014

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Also last night I had several girls begging me to be their Jean Kirschtein. One of them kissed me.

Also last night I had several girls begging me to be their Jean Kirschtein. One of them kissed me.

Tagged: jean kirschsteinselfie

13th June 2014

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Anonymous said: To the other anon asking about you being bi: One of my biggest pet peeves is when pansexuals say they're attracted to "men, women, and trans". It makes it sound like trans people aren't real men or women and disregards their gender identity. Of course bisexuals can be attracted to trans individuals.

majesticmattsmith:

amazingatheist:

My thoughts exactly.

If pansexuals say that, they don’t even understand their own sexuality.

It’s about not caring what gender the person you’re attracted to identifies as. So it encompasses binary and non-binary genders. It’s basically being gender-blind but personally I don’t like that term.

To be fair, and at the risk of sounding like a douche, I’m bisexual and while I’ve had a crush on a transman, I’m just not sure I’m really into it because post surgery male bits freak me out. Pre-bottom surgery, maybe. But knowing this stuff does influence my feelings towards a person, for better or worse. Either way, the distinction can be important.

And before someone tells me love is different than sex, the word being discussed is “pansexual” not “panromantic.”

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13th June 2014

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Yesterday an international student called our office saying “There is a pig! There is a pig with swords! Please help!” Incredibly confused, our maintenance guy showed up to the kid’s apartment and found a porcupine cowering in the corner of his room.

The word “porcupine” has now been erased and replaced in my vocabulary.

Tagged: porcupinepig with swords

2nd June 2014

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Holy shit I got 62 notes on what was essentially a selfie?
Havoc increases coolness tenfold, apparently.

30th May 2014

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ladynorbert:

I always wonder how many times Travis Willingham had to practice before he was able to rap the whole thing without dying of laughter.

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