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An international student ran into our office wearing oven mitts, panicking about a “pig with swords” in his apartment.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
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Somebody posted these all around school, and now I know what it feels like to be proud of ones school.
But they send boys home for dressing inappropriately/showing skin too, it’s just that they don’t do it as often. They certainly get sent home for being distractions/disturbances too though.
Danny has three modes: Sexy, adorable, and goofily badass.
I’m like a casual Jean Kirschtein
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Also last night I had several girls begging me to be their Jean Kirschtein. One of them kissed me.
Anonymous said: To the other anon asking about you being bi: One of my biggest pet peeves is when pansexuals say they're attracted to "men, women, and trans". It makes it sound like trans people aren't real men or women and disregards their gender identity. Of course bisexuals can be attracted to trans individuals.
My thoughts exactly.
If pansexuals say that, they don’t even understand their own sexuality.
It’s about not caring what gender the person you’re attracted to identifies as. So it encompasses binary and non-binary genders. It’s basically being gender-blind but personally I don’t like that term.
To be fair, and at the risk of sounding like a douche, I’m bisexual and while I’ve had a crush on a transman, I’m just not sure I’m really into it because post surgery male bits freak me out. Pre-bottom surgery, maybe. But knowing this stuff does influence my feelings towards a person, for better or worse. Either way, the distinction can be important.
And before someone tells me love is different than sex, the word being discussed is “pansexual” not “panromantic.”
Yesterday an international student called our office saying “There is a pig! There is a pig with swords! Please help!” Incredibly confused, our maintenance guy showed up to the kid’s apartment and found a porcupine cowering in the corner of his room.
The word “porcupine” has now been erased and replaced in my vocabulary.
Holy shit I got 62 notes on what was essentially a selfie?
Havoc increases coolness tenfold, apparently.
I always wonder how many times Travis Willingham had to practice before he was able to rap the whole thing without dying of laughter.
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